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January 21, 2012
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[...]Belgian scientist J. A. P. Plateau calculated in the nineteenth century that[...]…
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[...]Belgian scientist J. A. P. Plateau calculated in the nineteenth century that[...]…
Look! It’s a cutesy patootsie handy dandy sugar-drooler…sure to amuse family and friends alike! A definite efficacious crowd pleaser/raspberry blower. If you’re one of the first 500 people to call 1-800-SpitSpray, you’ll receive your own instructional booklet revealing Ellie’s secret on how to be the life of the party by hurling your own saliva in just a few short lessons! You must act now, quantities are limited! But wait, that’s not all…if you’ll go to EllianaMaeCollegeFund.org and contribute at least $10.00, we will promptly send you your very own T-Shirt that reads “I’ve survived Elliana Slobber-Spray in 2007″. (Contributions are non-tax deductible and the website is bogus.)