Eco-Friendly Paper Shredder
Popularity: 29%Isn’t it something like, “how much paper could a hamster shred if a hamster could shred paper”? Well now, wonder no more! Although this looks like something that you could run out and buy at Wal-Mart, it’s actually an art piece by Tom Ballhatchet. Albeit a WORKING art piece.
Basically you just give your little hamster a poke in the butt (or a shot of Jolt) and he’ll shred all those important documents that you don’t want your snoopy neighbor reading. Not to mention, it makes nice little bedding for your furry little friend.
Of course, the downside to all of this would be if your hamster escapes and starts roaming the neighborhood. The LAST thing you want is a hamster on the loose who knows all your credit card and banking information. Next thing you know he’ll be stealing your identity living in the Bahamas. “More food pellets, Mr. Kipfer?”
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May 14th, 2007 at 9:19 am
Ok son, somehow I just can’t fathom the idea that anyone would dare to even attempt to pass themselves off as the illustrious Aaron Kipfer, not to mention a lowly rodent.
However I can picture you surfing the web to try to find a super-sized cage with either a very large rat or a small beaver chomping on all of your “sensitive” mail.
Of course you would have to be the first one on your block to own an eco-friendly shredder!)