You Might be a Hoosier IF …
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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May.
If you’ve worn shorts and a sweatshirt at the same time.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.
You measure distance in hours.
You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
You see people wearing camouflage at social events, including weddings.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You know all 5 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction, & It’s Hot.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
Down south means Kentucky to you.
A brat is something you eat
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.
You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
You find 30 degrees a “little chilly.”
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